bamboo butt fuck
you take a bamboo tree, hollow it out, sand it up and get everything very smooth. now theres a pregnant lady, 2cnd trimester, your gonna shove the bamboo straight up her v-g-n- hitting and puncturing her b-tthole thus creating one super hole. now take the bamboo stick, make her body like a b-tter churn, and churn the b-tter. now spit sh-t and p-ss in the super hole after churning her like b-tter. also bleed and cry into the super hole for good measure. form a ladle out of her skull bone, take the ladle and scoop the soup that you have made in the superhole ( preheat oven to 350, cover in salt b-tter and pepper, and cook for roughly 15 minuets). now pour the scalding soup onto ones own body burning ones self to a crisp but using it as a lube as it drips. then finish off into her superhole thus finishing the bamboo b-tt f-ck!
drew: dude, im being charged with 1st degree murder, i bamboo b-tt f-cke d susan last night….
blaine: dude… how was it
drew: dudee….. the best
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