Banach Test


1. a test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you’re with or if you’re just trying to have s-x with her.

2. putting on p-rnography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. upon -j-c-l-t–n, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. if not, then you’re just looking for s-x and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
jenny got stood up by jonathan the other night. apparently he did the banach test and fell asleep soon after.

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