banana


banana: usually know as a fruit that is the literal sp-wn of satan and gives you aids. only an idiot wouldn’t know this.

other known definitions for a banana: an onision follower, that after watching his oh-so cancerous videos they gradually start to peel their skin off of their bodies and devour them selves while singing ‘i’m a banana’ like a f-cking psychopathic possessed demon sp-wn.
”s-stacy w-what are you doing”
”there is no stacy anymore, only banana” she peels her whole f-cking face off
its a f-cking fruit for god sake. who the f-ck doesn’t know what a banana is?! f-ck! a starving kid in africa knows what a banana is! he f-cking fantasizes about one every day!
‘know what a banana is?’

‘of course i know what a f-cking banana is you stupid f-ck’
an asian person who acts like they are white. yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
quang doesn’t know what dim sum is? man that guy’s a banana.
a yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanutb-tter and jelly.
“it’s peanutb-tter jelly time!”
according to gwen stefani, bananas is what “this sh-t” is. soon thereafter she informs us how to spell bananas.

addicting? yes.
retarted? perhaps.
genius? absolutely.
orange county spelling bee:

bee man: ms. stefani, please give a definition and then spell “bananas.”

gs: this sh-t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

bee man: genius. pure genius. give her the 1st place trophy right away. ms. stefani, you are the bananas.
1. a big curved fruit that is yellow.
2. can be used as a d-ld- for a girl who is too cheap or shy to buy a real d-ld-. a banana works just as well.
amy used a banana to m-st-rb-t- because she doesn’t have a d-ld-. after she was done she put it back on the table. a few hours later her dad came home and ate the banana saying “wow! this banana tastes good!”
it’s a f-ckin’ fruit
“if you don’t know what bananas are, you’re r-t-rded.”
1. a slang word derived from the old saying “bananas” used to describe someone that was crazy. used now to describe anything in style or cool.
“that sh-t is bananas”

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