Banana Blizzard


the banana blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. although the banana blizzard is very hard to -ssociate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. see also; strawberry avalanche, limonada hurricana, and kiwi landslide.
boy; “turn your head in a fast jerking motion. it will please me”

girl: no way!!

bystander: oh no here comes the banana blizzard!!!

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