banana buttcrunch


another slang term for -n-ls-x. you basically f-ck a girl
up the -ss so good, and so hard, she”s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved d-ck for this to be authentic.
“q” complained her -ss felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana b-ttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
another slang term for -n-l s-x. you basically

f-ck her up the -ss, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.
q complained her -ss felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana b-ttcrunch for half an

hour straight.
inserting a banana long-ways between your -ss cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. the only successful banana b-ttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.
oh sh-t son, how are you so good at doing a banana b-ttcrunch!?

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