banana coded
(verb) past tense version of banana code; (verb) to have previously used 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)
–at walmart using self-service checkout machine–
max: f-ck, this beef jerky is pricey!
tim: just banana code it.
max: just huh?
tim: give it here.
–frustrated, tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag–
max: what the?!
tim: you’ve honestly never banana coded? were you born yesterday?
max: so my jerky is only 33 cents?!
tim: (unimpressed) yeah.
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