Banana Slug

older transs-xual person.

the equivalent to “cougar” for a she-male.
banana slug’s have twice the experience cougars do, since they can practice on them self.
official mascot of university of california, santa cruz.
q:what’s the mascot of uc santa cruz?
a: it’s a banana slug!
cool little yellow slugs that can meditate on sweatshirts.
dude!!! she has a banana slug sweatshirt. it’s like so totally meditating. i must have one now!!! -steals-
a combination of a banana (an asian who is yellow on the outside and white on the inside) and a sl-t. banana slugs are asian girls who try too hard to prove that they aren’t a school-girl stereotype, thus confusing being white with being promiscuous. in addition to their hooched up outfits, they often have a combination of badly dyed yellow-brown hair, fake eyelashes, dark tans, and pretend to speak no language but english.
“did you hook-up with that hot asian from the bar?”
“yeah, it was easy, turned out she was a banana slug who wants to prove herself and punish her daddy at the same time.”
the act of taking one’s flacid p-n-s, putting(or slapping) it on another’s face, and getting an erection. a form of foreplay.
the way he banana slugged her in that video was disgusting.
a wet, flaccid p-n-s, usually after it’s been freshly removed from a v-g-n-, mouth, or r-ct-m; thus resembling a slimy little slug. can be the cause or consequence of ending s-x.
(may also be used in verb form – see below)
example 1:
to everyone’s horror, chris walked out of the bedroom naked with a satisfied expression and an exposed banana slug.

example 2:
“i wouldn’t have stopped pounding her yet, but my drunk was wearing off and i was pretty much banana slugging it by that point.”
wow. how embarr-ssing. i misspelled secretes. my bad.
a banana slug secreted her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. then we estivated together in a log.