Banana Smoothie
a male brazilian wax.
michael and christopher met at the salon. “what are you two boys in for today?” “mmmm…he’s having a banana smoothie…i just need a little manscaping.”
where man pushes a banana into a girls v-g-n- as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. the man then has s-x wiht the girl and blows. the girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.
i had the most refreshing banana smoothie yesterday.
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