Banana


1. a widely used measurement unit for length.
2. and also is not a berry-looking berry.
1. “an average person is ten and a half bananas”

2. “eat this delicious berry”

“but sir, that’s not a berry. that’s a banana”

“eat it.”

sharapovich!

i am a banana!

banana with wings

i am banana

this is a half pealed banana, probably grown in the carabian
an asian person who acts like they are white. yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
quang doesn’t know what dim sum is? man that guy’s a banana.
its a f-cking fruit for god sake. who the f-ck doesn’t know what a banana is?! f-ck! a starving kid in africa knows what a banana is! he f-cking fantasizes about one every day!
‘know what a banana is?’

‘of course i know what a f-cking banana is you stupid f-ck’
a yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanutb-tter and jelly.
“it’s peanutb-tter jelly time!”
according to gwen stefani, bananas is what “this sh-t” is. soon thereafter she informs us how to spell bananas.

addicting? yes.
retarted? perhaps.
genius? absolutely.
orange county spelling bee:

bee man: ms. stefani, please give a definition and then spell “bananas.”

gs: this sh-t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

bee man: genius. pure genius. give her the 1st place trophy right away. ms. stefani, you are the bananas.
1. a big curved fruit that is yellow.
2. can be used as a d-ld- for a girl who is too cheap or shy to buy a real d-ld-. a banana works just as well.
amy used a banana to m-st-rb-t- because she doesn’t have a d-ld-. after she was done she put it back on the table. a few hours later her dad came home and ate the banana saying “wow! this banana tastes good!”
it’s a f-ckin’ fruit
“if you don’t know what bananas are, you’re r-t-rded.”
1. a slang word derived from the old saying “bananas” used to describe someone that was crazy. used now to describe anything in style or cool.
“that sh-t is bananas”

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