Bananageddon
bananageddon is what happens when banana crops are threatened or wiped out, driving up the price of bananas significantly and decreasing the banana smoothie/bread happiness quota in the world. this could be as a result of floods, cyclones or the disease that is plaguing a good portion of the world’s crops.
cyclone yeti has wiped out most of far north queensland’s banana crops. bananageddon is near!
bananas are $25 a kilo? bananageddon is on!
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