banandex


1. crazier than bananas and tighter than spandex.

2. the phenomenon in which the wearer of spandex has an insatiable craving for bananas.
1. oh d-mn homie! ya heard that new heater by smiggy b-lls? that sh-t is banandex!!!

2. yo banana boy! come over here and help a girl out… this wedgy is giving me the banandex!

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