Banattlements


made famous by noel fielding and russell brand on “the big fat quiz of the year 2007”; a term used to describe pieces of banana set up like toy soldiers in front of a podium or person for protection, possibly with pens or pencils sticking out of them. it is a cross between the words “banana” and “battlements”.
“jimmy, we’ve been here so long our banana battlements have gone brown.” _noel fielding

“we can’t write with a curly-whirly! the pen’s all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!” _russell brand

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