Banbury Cobbler


extreme s-xual act involving three h-m-s-xual men (two of which may be already be deceased prior to the act taking place). first, one h-m-s-xual defecates in the other two partic-p-nts mouths before stringing them up from the ceiling by the ankles and decapitating them. he then tries to make love to both severed heads while being showered in the blood of the other two. bonus points are awarded if he manages to finish before the blood stops spraying out. not to be confused with the glasgow cobbler.
tiders gave demps and gerard the old banbury cobbler last night.

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