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Band-Aid Fission

when the number of band-aids applied to an it system over time reaches critical m-ss, the system achieves band-aid fission and explodes, violently
h-llo ops here. how can i -ssist?
every site i try to access gives me a 404 error
ok let me check…. oh sh-t! it’s happened! we’ve reached band-aid fission
what the h-ll does that mean?
never mind. there’s f-ck all we can do. nice knowing you.
wait! there must be something you can do!
…no …no there is not -click-

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