Band Babies
a baby produced by two members of marching band. usually on a bus going to or coming home from a compition.
they were defintely making band babies in the back of the bus.
a band you take pride in seeing mature and grow, because you liked them before they were widely known or popular.
person #1: “mumford and sons are the most blogged about band in the country, is it sad that means a lot to me?”
person #2: “no way, they’re your band baby.”
a baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
woman: “i slept with jim, shady and rick and i have no clue who the father is.”
man: “sounds like you’re having a band baby.”
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