band fucker


1. a member of high school society that is s-xually

involved with band members, but not actually a band

member themself

2. a socially aquaward high schooler who doesnt fit in

with any other “click” in the system, but doesnt have

enough musical ability to become a musical prodigy
human 1: d-mn, that girl is fine!
human 2: dude, she is a band f-cker, you dont want to tap that! you know how they p-ss them around . . .

(over phone) . . . i think i want to become a band f-cker. the horns and string players this year are really hot!

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