band nerd


a person who is plays in a band, typically a school band or ensemble. this term is sometimes used as an insult however it is also considered a term of affection as well.
band nerds can be found in marching bands, pep bands, br-ss and woodwind ensembles, etc.
one whose life is dedicated to the school band. you can usually find them in groups, as well as with their significant other who is also a band nerd.
hey you see that band nerd! i hear she loves playin that flute of hers!
the ideal band kid. more devoted to band than a band geek, and less annoying than a band dork. the arch enemy of choir dweebs
“hey, band dork!”

“i am not a band dork, i’m a band nerd!”
a put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow “lessen the glory” of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to “orch-dorks”, a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.
person 1:”hey, you’re a band nerd!”

person 2:”umm, okay weirdo, at least i’m not an orch-dork like you.”
person 1: “ohhhh that hurt!”
if you’re the lead percussionist, you’re probably one of them.
i have to go practice the marimba, chimes, timpani, xylophone, triangle, tabourine, and gong!!!!!! to the band hall!!!! dundundundunduuuuuun! (band nerd alert!)
a person with no school activities other than band. a person who talks obsessively about the band and the directors. usually wears fog dog musicwear shirts and makes odd noises saying it is music. they like to congegate in groups and talk about band. they are usually never alone out of fear of rejection and never wonder far from the band hall they also are very nasty closet freaks in large numbers on the band bus where crazy things happen.
i was like totally in the band hall and the director told me to play higher and then.

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