Band Rights
standard:
you have the right to keep your mouth shut, anything you say will be bung up later in the room of band. you have the privilege to be claimed as a bus buddy; if you are not claimed as a bus buddy, you will be -ssigned one by your section leader at your expense.
freshmen version:
– you have the right to keep your mouth shut at all times with the exception of defending the band pride.
– anything you say will be mentioned and judged and tested by your section leader in the room of band.
– you have the right and blessing of being claimed by an upper cl-ss men as their bus buddy throughout the marching band season.
– if by your choice/bad luck you are not claimed, then your section leader will subject you to the mercy of those residing in the back of the bus. what happens at the back of the bus, stays at the back of the bus.
(to be read by the section leaders of the band to their own sections)
yes! new freshmen for marching band are here. well i guess ill go find my section and read off their band rights.
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