bandana bandits
there is an extremely awesome group of bandana bandits, if your not friends with them- you should be. i dont know how to tell you this…”we’re kind of a big deal.” sam has firey red hair and he wishes he was a grand master. jake loves boating shoes and enjoys throwing b-lls at girls. andrew hates when people walk on the newly seeded gr-ss and enjoys placing used underwear on people. rachel pole dances and is half black. c-ssy is q-ed and eats things off the ground…enough said. laura mistakens rocks for couples and is foreign. steve is not a bandana bandit but his singing voice makes me want to give some one a white dragon! pretty much we’re awesome.
person one: “did you see those kids with the bandanas last night?”
person two: “dude those are the bandana bandits… man i wish i was as cool as them”
steve: “your eyes”
sam: “i wish i was a grand master”
the grand masters: ha ha ha loser face.
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