bandito


old mexican s-x technique. man places his p-n-s in womans mouth, vigorously humps her face. kicks her in the back of the head and steals her cat.
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a mexican-spanish word used to describe a person that lives outside the law. usually a thief or robber that steals property. made popular to the american public through a frito corn chips advertisemnt created in 1967 which depicted a stereotypical mexican bandito.
that bandito took off with my horse!
slang for mexican gang banger
those f-ckin banditos ripped my brother off.
a cool mexican moustache. makes you look like a bad-ss mexican bandit.
woah check out that dud’es bad-ss bandito, he looks like a mean motherf-cker.
mooch, steal.
“hey, who the h-ll banditoed my hoagie?!?”
mexicans with little mustach-e-os and they beat up little chidrens
those banditos were kicken little chidrens -ss
a connoisseur of male, -n-l s-x. a stealer of the chocolate starfish.
“don’t drop the soap in the shower. a bandito may be laying in wait.

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