Bandsexual
attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).
omg. see the lead singer in this band! he is the exact reason im bands-xual! hes soooo freaken hot!
seeming to only have a s-xual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.
guy: i like you.
girl: sorry, i’m bands-xual.
the s-xual affiliation of members in a marching band whom act h-m-s-xual, but the person whom is bands-xual would never have the intent of doing anything s-xual with another person of the same s-x. bands-xuality is usually affiliated with the tuba and drumline sections in marching bands; particularly marching bands in the midwest united states, especially in ohio. (note: persons whom are cl-ssified as bands-xual usually have a boy/girlfriend and have most likely had s-x with the opposite gender.)
the bands-xual tuba player humped the percussionist.
bands-xual is only liking guys that are in a band or that like bands :d
jen: do u like justin beiber
becca: nawl, im bands-xual. im more of a 1d gurll
a male or female who instead of using s-xual reproduction or as-xual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.
yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found g-d.
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