Birthday Blast
the explosive sh-t you take the morning after feasting and drinking for you’re b-day celebration.
dude last night was sick. i birthday blasted myself right out the door this morning.
when you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.
ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.
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