bandwagon bitching
“bandwagon b-tching” is most easily done on social networking sites. someone posts about something complaining and whining and then all the others on their friends list just jump in there to further the b-tching no matter if they’ve even really thought more than five seconds about the subject or at least 5% of the scope of the problem. b-tching in agreement and in a crowd is even more fun! let’s just back up the original whiner cuz they’re my bud. in the old days, they used to do it around the water cooler at work. now they’ve learned how easy it is to reach a m-ss audience via the internet.
social networking site conversation example below:
fred: wow mannnn…..those g–d-mned gub’ment officials sure are f–k-ups! i was stuck in my car for 12 hours! they need to get more snow plows like boston! eventually i had to take a dump on the side of the road and abandon my car (and my t-rd….thanks goodness).
john: yeah…those -sshats!
beatrice: you know….i would have done this…..blah blah blah
ralph: did you realize the weather pattern changed and hit the city instead of going south of it? you should have left work and got home. our office shut down early as the weather was changing.
fred: no….how was i supposed to know that?
ralph: did you get my text earlier on your iphone?
fred: sure did.
ralph: how about that iphone with the weather channel app on it???
fred: uhhhhhhh
ralph: how about that tv in your building lobby that always has the weather channel playing?
fred: i don’t give a sh-t….i’ll just b-tch with my buds some more on facebook so i feel better and empowered cuz i am right!
beatrice: you tell him fred! ralph is a douche…
ralph: ok….i think i have to go enter a new term on urban dictionary now (bandwagon b-tching)…later
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