bandwagon red sox fan


95% of red sox fans as of 2005. made up of mostly fat, irish, red faced women and scrawny white homeboys who will wear their 2004 world championship tilted to the side like a god d-mn monkey while their over sized manny jerseys will hang all the way down to their knees. 10 years ago these bandwagoners didn’t have to suffer watching mo vaughn gain 300 pounds, jose offerman trot around the bases like he was a in beer softball league, or mark portugal tripping over his own feet while pitching off the mound in almost every god d-mn start. but now they feel like true fans because they can name 3 players on the team.
that bandwagon sox fan over there just yelled “go red sox” then “ggg-unit” after, lets go beat his -ss

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