bang ratio
the bang ratio is the percentage of people who “like” a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. for example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having s-xual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.
because the general purpose of most men’s lives is to have s-x with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated s-xual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
dude 1: “i can’t believe you uploaded a picture to facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses.”
dude 2: “dude, girls love pictures like that. that picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!”
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