bangle dangle


a middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his p-n-s head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. most grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.
tina – walking to the salad bar “what the f-ck is up with blake?”

jenny (deli clerk) – “uhhh is he walkin weird?”

tina – “yep”

jenny “then he’s probably doing the “bangle dangle”

tina – “i’m not even going to ask”

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