Banjo’d
–adjective– describing an event/scenario/
1. to be a victim of humerus misfortune
2. that moment you feel a witch decided your fate and it’s all gone t-ts up
when a girl gives you evils when you drive past her then your car breaks down
“ahh mate you been banjo’d”
or
when you send a naked picture to your bf/gf and send it to all contacts by mistake
“ahh mate you been banjo’d”
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