bank statement
(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
person 1: “shoot!”
person 2: -shot- and ball flies away
person 1: haha! bank statement!
person 2: -%$@! can you get my ball please?
person 1: h-ll no! i’m not walking to china today!
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