banker’s hammock
created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker’s sagging belly, providing support to his ageing m-ss of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. a testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker’s hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.
as in: “look at that fat cat’s enormous banker’s hammock! he must be a proper big cheese!”
or: “i better hit the gym – i’m starting to get a banker’s hammock and i’m still an -n-lyst!”
or: “i can smell that man’s banker’s hammock from here.”
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