Banquet Hat


a s-xual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female’s head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the sh-t and force-feed them to the woman.
look at that girl’s hat, it looks like sh-t!!!
yeah, it’s just like the banquet hat i gave your sister yesterday- three times!

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