Banter Tampon


an individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
phil: “i heard giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the ‘school of the blind’ down the road”

elliot: “yeah dude, he always manages to do embarr-ssing things at football club socials, thats why he’s our banter tampon!”

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