banter
the magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. this word is most commonly used in britain, but ‘banter’ is used around the world.
joe: your d-ck is so small!
steven: your mum didn’t seem to mind it last night
both: banter m8 yh init
supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. it is also something inherently english, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of british yesteryear.
“you, sir, are drunk”
“maybe so but you are ugly and i will be sober in the morning”
“good banter sir”
conversation that is witty and at the same time abusive. formerly an “in” word, but no longer cool due to it being used excessively by children.
parent: so what did you do at school today timmy?
child: banter lol
parent: shut up
a word used to describe the teasing and p-sstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.
however, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by justin bieber lookalike student “lad” tw-ts who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. these people are also known as chino w-nkers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.
what banter is:
“you alright mike? you seem miles away, you’re not busy thinking of tanya are you? don’t even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!”
what banter isn’t:
“lol last night dave walked into a lamppost! epic banter lol! what a lad!”
replacing the first letter of banter with the first or second letter(s) from the type of banter it is.
types of b-anter:
fanter = football banter
santer = s-xual banter
shanter = sh-t banter
ranter = racial banter
ganter = gay banter
hanter = holiday banter
the list is endless
verbal sparring that’s fundamentally friendly, especially needed to deflate the egos of gloating friends
a banterous initiation to said friend:
“i wonder if your -ss gets jealous of all the sh-t coming out of your mouth”
a word used to cover up what would usually be cl-ssed as completely inappropriate behaviour, usually ends in on of the parties being irritated beyond comparison.
boy: go f-ck yourself, i hope you die in a hole.
girl: hey!
boy: calm down, it’s just banter.
the new word for bullying
“oh its just abit of banter”
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