Baot-is
the baot-is is an norwegian ice cream which gained critical acclaim trough the norwegian meme-site artige.no. baot-is has created alot of anger and frustration on omegle.com, where people not familiar with the term has discussed baot-is and its origin. as for the taste of baot-is, its pure epic, and truly the nectar of the gods. we -ssume the baot-is is made with divine intervention, cause no mortal would be able to make such an awesome flavour.
g-d: jesus, did you eat the last baot-is?”
jesus: ” eeeh….. no.!
g-d: “srsly, thats it, gtfo, you are moving to your mother!”
jesus: “but josef is a major douche, i wanna live with you.”
g-d: “i’m sorry son, i can’t live with someone who eats my last baot-is.”
baot-is is the most wonderful and beautiful thing in the world. a norwegian ice cream. it’s original name is båt is, but after a violent spread of re-writing things in dialect on a norwegian site called artige.no it became baot-is. this is something norwegian trolls will randomly write on omegle, chatroulette or any other place where they have the opportunity to troll.
i can haz baot-is?
the norwegian’s attempt to take over the world with the now so famous quote around every public chat room “eg skal ha ein baot-is”.
which basically means “i want a baot-is”. baot-is is some sort of slang for “båt is” which is the original norwegian word. båt is is a type of icecream and is translated “boat ice”
eg skal ha ein baot is.
ice cream in norway that looks like a boat and consists of vanilla ice and chocolate topping
eg skal ha ein baot-is
“baot-is” is a silly way of saying the norwegian word “båt-is”. “baot-is” was discovered when a more or less unknown dialect used it instead of the originial “båt-is”. båt/baot-is is an ice-cream shaped as a boat. in scandinavia there is an unofficial battle of who has the best boat-shaped icecream.
“hey, i’m gonna buy a baot-is!”
“sweden has much better baot-is than norway!”
baot-is, or båt-is as it is actually called is an epic ice cream in norway. it is shaped like a boat (båt is norwegian for boat, and baot is a dialect), filled with vanilla ice cream and strawberry and topped with chocolate. pure epicness…..
le me- walking in to le ice cream store
le employee-:
ka skal du ha? (norwegian dialect for what do you want)
le me-:
eg skal ha ein baot-is! (i want a baot-is)
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dude, me gusta baot-is
baot is is a norwegian slang for an specific ice cream roughly translated to “boat ice”
i really want an baot is right now!
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