baptist dance party

a s-xual event between two or more people. more commonly in the south. baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried s-xual relations.
hey dale, i heard you had a baptist dance party with jennie last night.

shh, don’t tell her mother! she had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!

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