baptist sunday lunch
when a conservative married couple performs p-ssionate oral s-x for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per southern baptist tradition.
“the davidson’s asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but i turned them down. don’t worry, i didn’t tell them that we had a baptist sunday lunch planned.”
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