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  lubricating fluid secreted from the -n-s before, during and after -n-l penetration. often it is mixed with excrement and emits a pungent, pooey stench. 1.”i need a shower, that dude left smekk all over my phallus!” 2.”my word squire, that is a particularly smekky broth.”

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