bar buffer
when you’re stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can’t escape…a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. thank g-d for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
i cant believe i caved to go out with this guy, he’s more annoying than his texts and this beer won’t make the night any better…holly thought to herself .
oh thank g-d there’s gabby! it’s happy hour of course she’s here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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