bar keep


bartender, barman, waiter, best friend at the start of the night,enemy when he cuts you off drinks at the end of the night.
bloke: gday bar keep 2 pints for me and
paddy malone.(start of the night)

barkeep: no worries mate all good, enjoy
(3hours later)

bloke: oi bar
keep ya c-nt gis nuther drink yus f-kn -ss wipe f-kn f-ck f-ckya……fucn hav ya u c-nt f-kn…
barkeep:sorry mate i think you had a bit too much drink p-ssed patron…
bloke:f-ckn fuc f-kya c-nt….

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