Bar mitzvah moustache
a bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.
this age is usually the beginning of p-b-rty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.a magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.
which is the bar mitzvah moustache.
one can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and s-xuality.
“hey bob! great bar mitzvah moustache! it’s softer than my baby sister’s hair!”
“that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on”
“i’m sorry guys, can’t join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it”
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