Bar Music


music that makes you want to dance, sing, and party. music that -doesn’t- make you want to cry in your beer, look for a rope and a chair, or walk into the nearest f-cking river.
(so-o-o-o-o hard to do this and pick a genre that everybody will understand, so i’m going back to day 1. elvis. ask your grandpap if you have absolutely no clue 🙂 )

elvis bar music: burnin’ love
elvis -not- bar music: are you lonesome tonight

ok, one more –

old springsteen bar music: thunder road
old springsteen -not- bar music: darkness on the edge of town

ok, and just a little more current –

fergie bar music: london bridge
fergie -not- bar music: big girls don’t cry

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