Bar Porn


aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in ‘bar-p-rn’ are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.
not to be outdone by smashley’s display of bar p-rn, jen engaged jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar p-rn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

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