Bar TELCRUZAR


an advanced slang name 4 a pub
pub, boozer, battle cruiser, bar telcruzar.
it is still as slang refers to any pub except that bar telcruzar makes it sound like such a pub exists and the “zar” at the end makes it sound like a posh pub ( that doesnt actually exist ).
a. i am going to take you to the bar telcruzar ( any cheap old battle cruuiser or boozer ).
b. wow i am getting taken to a place that sounds posh.

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