bar wife
a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. and of course the night will end with no s-x.
guy “hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?”
girl “sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks.”
guy “i, know.”
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