Batman Schmeh


a phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. variants of this phrase such as “batman crunch schmeh” “crunch man bat schmeh” or “man crunch schmeh bat derp” are also commonly used for variety.
i heard these two r-t-rded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming “batman schmeh” at each other and then at the cars on the road.

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