Barbara Cartland
british expression of contempt. originally a british female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication “who’s who”; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male s-x; the belief that under no circ-mstances could she possibly be wrong. now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. if you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.
jane’s had a poem published in a free magazine, now she’s acting like she’s won the n-bel prize for literature.
that stupid munter? what a barbara cartland!
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