barbaritang


similar to a hanging orangutang, native to south africa, only seen with a viking helmet and a battle axe. pr-ne to prey upon fat men eating overstufffed hotdogs in seattle, they have since made the trek accross the atlantic to retire they’re ships in return for small, tourist rowboats.
the barbaritang swung with grace, while holding his shield high.

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