Barbeau
a barbeau is a person that is always incredibly vague in all aspects of his life.
a barbeau can also be incredibly rude without realizing it, but most of the time he knows exactly what extent of rudeness he is projecting without giving a single sh-t. in fact, a barbeau absolutely loves creating uneasiness amongst his folks.
a barbeau usually has a 5-year-old type of humor.
he can easily be very condescending and mean towards you for no reason.
a barbeau also loves bikes a little too much. it’s usually this weird obsession that makes everyone uneasy.
1: what are you doing tonight?
2: stuff
1: stop being such a f-cking barbeau
1: i just got fired from my job
2: you deserved it. you were probably terrible at your job. you boss probably had a bunch of good reasons to fire you
1: shut the f-ck up barbeau
1: my bike… my precious bike… no do no t touch it!!!!!!! my baby my precious baby bike.,…
2: what the f-ck is wrong with you barbeau
1: you’re really……. ugly!! -laughs and runs away-
2: what a barbeau
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