barbie crotch


noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had s-x in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.
“what are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten ‘any’ in three weeks! honey, i’ve got a barbie crotch going on here it’s been so long!”

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