Barbie end tables


(noun) barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. they are a perfect size to use as a barbie doll accessory as an end table.
we got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the barbie end tables.

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