Barbie-wrapped
“barbie wrapped” describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can’t get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of band-aids.
i tried to put together that raptorgizmotron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so barbie-wrapped that i ended up in the er getting st-tches instead.
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